March 2010
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750 Words: April Challenge
One Month Challenge Contract I, Alana Marie, accept this challenge to write 750 words every day during the month of April, 2010. If I succeed, I accept that my name will be added to the Wall of Amazingness. But I miss a day or more, I also accept that my name will be added to the Wall of Shame. In addition, I (optionally) pledge to the following self-created rewards and punishments… If I...
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Star Trek iPad →
This is the first thing I’ve seen that’s made me want an iPad.
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Babies Pick Up Language in the Womb! →
Mar 31st
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Celebrity Math...
cheaperthanacupofjoe: It’s actually kind of scary how much Ms Germanotta looks like Mr Cohen
Mar 30th
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Celebrity Math...
cheaperthanacupofjoe: Oh, my G, how I love these Celebrity Maths. Too funny!
Mar 30th
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“It’s not difficult to warp your perception of reality. It is difficult,...”
Mar 30th
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Later I will post some of my kids’ character analyses for the year end show. It will be epic.
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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“For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it; but whoever loses his life for...”
– Jesus
Mar 29th
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Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: The Amazing Matchstick... →
Step 1: Take a razor blade and slice a wooden matchstick in half (make sure to leave the red tip intact). Step 2: Use glue, and the remaining half of the matchstick to design your plane. Step 3: Catch a bunch of flies and put them in a jar. Place the jar in the freezer, and in…
Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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“And how come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you and why is she...”
– LMAO
Mar 28th
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Karen: It came to me.
Penny: How?
Karen: Well, Penny, like anything worth writing it came to me inexplicably and without method.
Mar 28th
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“Let’s start with ridiculous and work our way backwards.”
– Stranger Than Fiction
Mar 28th
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Stranger Than Fiction
Harold Crick: Ten seconds ago you said you wouldn't help me.
Professor Hilbert: Well, it's been a very revealing ten seconds.
Mar 28th
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Top TV Stars in Their Own Words →
These are fun. A bunch of shows and some awkward Tracy Morgan moments in the 30 Rock ones. :)
Mar 27th
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“I’M GOING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!”
– Stateside Trip in April and I CANNOT WAIT!
Mar 27th
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“Being alone is a funny thing. In the right context, it’s freeing and...”
– Me
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Mar 26th
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50 Terrific Nap Hacks →
austinkleon: Types of Naps Depending on what you want to accomplish with your naps, you’ll need to figure out which type of nap is right for the moment. Power Nap: Power naps are the most useful type of nap to busy students or professionals and can boost your energy, productivity, and even morale as you gear up for a work out, study group, or a late class. Power naps should last for about 20...
Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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“Every day I give up. Every day I reenlist.”
– Me
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“I do not put title, do not place the image, shit. Just choose the photo and...”
– ‘best translation of a portuguese article on tumblr ever’ (meaghano) (via david) Good to know it’s pronounced, “Tamble”, too!
Mar 25th
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“Now that we got the obligatory 5 minutes of what is happening on the island out...”
– Latest Never Seen Lost
Mar 24th
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Elaine: Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?
Jerry: Anything's possible
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Mar 23rd
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The NYC Polaroid Project. →
devincastro: Andrew Faris takes polaroids of New York City. I’m in love. Wants.
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Writer’s Talk interview with Lynda Barry →
austinkleon: Lynda on words vs. pictures, and how she makes her comics: I’ve been thinking a lot about when words and pictures separate for people. A kid learning to write the alphabet is actually learning to draw the alphabet. When I remind people that writing by hand is actually drawing, they look surprised and then try to figure out how it is not drawing, how it is different, but there is...
Mar 23rd
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